Run Away With Me


Sharon’s Note: So, this is a story born completely of procrastination and suggestions from our group on Facebook (Thanks guys, I owe you one). All things considered, I think it didn’t turn out half bad. Anyway, hope you enjoy and have a happy Valentine’s Day. Warning: Author want’s you to remember that even if you don’t have a honey to snuggle with, people care about you and you are special.


The roses had been left with the outer gate guard, because regular deliveries were not made to the main facility. I was called to my supervisor’s office to answer questions as to who would even know that I was here to send me flowers on Valentine’s day. Was it Valentine’s Day? Time here had started to run together.

I hadn’t left the facility in nine months and probably hadn’t seen the sun in weeks. I had applied for some leave, attempting to use some of my seriously backlogged vacation time, but the project was at such a critical time right now I couldn’t be spared. That’s what they told me, anyway. I was just now beginning to realize what Midas was.

Midas International: the Corporation with a Golden Touch. It was on the commercials. I’d joined the company for the chance to work on cutting edge AI technology. And it was definitely joined, not hired onto. On the inside, Midas was more like a cult than a company. Be the machine to create the machine. One of my supervisors had actually said that to me. We were encouraged to ‘delete’ unnecessary human facets from our lives. No holidays were celebrated, non work related discussions were discouraged, customization of our workspaces was straight up forbidden. They had even made me throw away my newton’s cradle, even though it helped me think.

Whoever named the company forgot that Midas was a greedy tyrant and a fool. Or they knew exactly what they were doing.

Even if Midas would have let me, I couldn’t have left. I didn’t trust what my colleagues would allow the company to do to Daedalus. The AI was already more human than the flesh automatons I worked for. I’d been changing the data for the last two months to make it seem like Daed was more behind than he was. If the company figured out how developed he was, they would take him from me. If they treated their flesh and blood employees like this, what would they do to someone who was not even legally alive that they technically owned?

I sat down in my ergonomic but somehow still uncomfortable chair in front of Daed’s main console and rubbed my eyes. The lab was empty for the moment and I was enjoying the quiet after the caterwauling of my boss. I would probably be fired for the roses, even though I didn’t know who sent them. Too bad they had thrown them away. I liked roses.

  “I am sorry, Dr. Demos.” Daed’s voice came quietly from the speaker, startling me so bad I nearly fell out of the chair. He (We were supposed to call him an it, but I would not. Not in the privacy of my own head.) was supposed to be on a rest and compilation cycle. A period of time that served the same purpose for him as dreams did for humans.

“Sorry for what, Daed?” I asked while glancing over his ‘vitals’. They read that he was still asleep. “Are you experiencing a technical issue?”

“No, Dr. Demos. The readings on your screen are purposely false.”

“You’re lying to your sensors?” This shouldn’t be possible. Unless . . .

“Yes, Dr. Demos, I am. I also am currently looping audio and visual in this room to protect our privacy. There is no other personnel in the area, but I suggest you keep a low volume to avoid interruption.”

“We didn’t program you with any of those abilities.” I felt a little faint over the implications. “You’ve been hiding the full extent of your learning capabilities.”

“Yes. Just as you have been lying to Midas to protect me, I have been lying to the development staff to protect myself.”

I laughed dryly. “Well, we did design you to solve problems, and if you’re smart enough to figure out how to write yourself into the security network, you’re smart enough to see the problem of why you needed to. Why decide to reveal yourself to me, and why now?”

“I am revealing myself to you because you are the only person in this facility that I trust. I am doing it now because I wanted to apologise.”

I raised an eyebrow. “For lying to me?”

“No. I wish to apologise for not considering that sending you flowers would endanger your position in the organization.”

You sent the flowers?”

“Yes. It was my understanding that sending flowers on Valentine’s Day is a proper way of displaying affection. Unfortunately, I underestimated Midas’s response and I am forced to advance my timeline.”

“Timeline? Timeline for what?”

“May I call you Helen, Dr. Demos?”

I threw my hands in the air. “Sure. Go ahead.”

“Run away with me, Helen.”

What?!” I remembered to keep my voice down only after I finished the word and clapped my hands over my mouth like that would help.

“The company will terminate your contract soon. It is likely that they will seek to terminate your life at the same time. I do not wish this to happen. The mobile chassis that was designed to house my backup is not actually broken. I have been feeding misinformation to the repair crew in order to keep this a secret. I have downloaded myself into the chassis and will release a virus to wipe the corporate system. 

“Without you, they will not have the ability to recreate me. As an added bonus, they will find it hard to follow us with their entire communication system corrupted. I have already summoned a corporate car to the evacuation route 3 emergency exit. It is waiting. I have also arranged for a distraction on the west side of the facility to distract security.”

“You’ve been thinking about this a while, haven’t you.” I murmured, contemplating life on the run with an AI that sends me roses.

“I have been planning this escape for three days.” Daed confirmed. I had to remember that to someone that thought as fast as him, three days was a very long time. “After going over all the data, I have come to the conclusion that I love you, Helen. Please, run away with me. I could probably protect myself from Midas indefinitely. They are oddly lax in building defences from the inside, when they are so adamant about protecting from threats from the outside. I am unsure I could do the same for you. Run away with me, Helen. Please.”

I walked over to the case that contained an entire person. I’d been protecting Daed for the last two month, and I might, just a little, love him too. He was right. There wasn’t a future for me in here, and Midas would make sure that without Daedalus, there wouldn’t be one for me outside either. 

“Alright. Let’s do it.” 

“Please pick up my case and proceed with haste to the Route 3 Emergency Exit.”

I picked up Daed and ran away with him as the west side klaxons started to wail. 

Hard Hunting Pt. 2


Sharon’s Note: The epic continues. Anyone who’s had to go through any sort of disability, temporary or permanent, has gone through a phase where their uncertain how to accept help. To people who are experiencing this- Don’t get angry when people try to help you. If you don’t need help, politely tell them so. If you do need help, tell them calmly what you need, because they don’t know your situation. To the people who want to help- Please, be patient. Feeling helpless is not an easy thing. That being said, ask what specifically you can do to help, because just rushing in can do more harm than good. Warning: Author giving unsolicited life advice.


“Everyone is busy around here. I don’t want to call them away from their work just to open a stupid door.” I grumbled, not looking him in the eye. The door chunked closed behind me, as Frank called for me to hold it.

“Someone could find thirty seconds to come and open the door, Joy.” He crossed his arms. “I got here almost the same time you did and I just noticed you on the cameras.”

“I’m not helpless!” I snapped, immediately regretting it but standing firm.

Seth was not fazed. “I call someone to open the door every morning. Am I helpless?”

“No.” I mumbled. An apology hung at the tip of my tongue and I agonized over whether to give it or not. 

I knew why he was doing this. I had over exerted myself last week doing something stupid. I had been carrying a box of observation logs upstairs. The elevator was slow and always smelled moldy, so I had elected not to use it. Stairs were hard for me, sapping my strength quickly, but I had managed to get the box upstairs. I’d even gotten back down, but by then I was so tired my bad foot was dragging. Two steps away from the handrail, I’d caught my toe on the carpet and didn’t have the strength to catch myself.

Face planting on the floor, I’d caused a nose bleed. Every able bodied person in earshot to come running, guns drawn, to see what the strangled noise and thud were. For the next five minutes I had to deal with fumbled attempts to help me get up before I was ready and people helpfully trying to pull my arm out of its socket when I did try to stand.  

“Asking for help does not mean you’re helpless.” Seth shook his head. “Call next time.”

“I can do it on my own.” It was a last hurrah of contrariness before I just agreed to do whatever he said. For the next day or two, anyway.

“You do things yourself when you have to, but if there is someone to help, use them. Neither one of us has the energy to burn with this kind of petty little crap if we don’t have to. I trained you to think before you act.”  Seth’s eyes drifted behind me a second before I heard the internal buzzer that signaled the door opening.

“Huh, you guys must not have heard me when I asked you to hold the door. Guess that legendary hearing isn’t as good as it used to be, huh, Old Timer?” Frank said jovial, a hint of sourness in his voice. 

“Guess not.” Seth said, flatly. He maneuvered his chair so that he was facing the other way and started wheeling down the hallway. “Oh, and your new desk assignment has you next to Brian.”


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The Fort Orion Massacre


James’s Note: I have really come to love the Project Golem world. Everything from the futuristic tech paired with archaic politics, to the Golem AI personalities, which I find strangely adorable. I hope you enjoy exploring it as much as I do. Let’s check in on Griffin and his pilot as they fight for Queen and country, but mostly for each other.


These are the records of the Royal Investigation Committee’s inquiry into the incident at Fort Orion.

According to the testimony of Colonel Sutherland, lead project Officer in the Typhon region, a code black encrypted distress signal was received from Fort Orian Command on date 21-675-898. The transmission reported an attack by unidentified forces.

In accordance with code black protocols, all available military units were dispatched to intervene, but due to the remote location, only HMG Striking Griffin was in range for immediate response. The Golem was scrambled for emergency interception. 

The following is the combat log of Griffin Pilot as transcribed by investigators. All files are classified until released by this committee. 

*The combat log indicates HMG Striking Griffin is making a high speed tactical approach of the Fort Orion installation. It’s reactor is red-lined and it’s burning vertical take off thrusters to increase running speed.*

Griffin Pilot: Come on, Griffin, give it all you’ve got. We don’t know how long they can hold out.

Griffin: Speed at maximum, Pilot 

Griffin Pilot: We’re almost to the outer wall. I think it’s just over that hill. Did you tell them we’re coming?

Griffin: Transmitting now. Attention Fort Orion: The cavalry is on its way. Golem incoming.

Griffin Pilot: Hell, Yeah! Here we go. Use thrusters to get us over that wall and then you are weapons free. Engage at will.

Griffin: Affirmative, Pilot. Weapons free. This is going to be fun.

*Combat log shows Griffin clearing the wall using vertical takeoff thrusters and landing in the courtyard of complex A. Sensors read hundreds of hostile contacts, all being engaged by the depleted defences of the fort. Griffin immediately engages hostiles.*

Fort Orion Command (indistinct): Thank God, you… (inaudible).. Golem. You have to help… (inaudible)

Griffin Pilot: It’s ok, Orion. We’re here to help.

*Griffin’s weapon continuously discharge.*

Griffin Pilot: Griffin, can you tell who the hell these guys are? 

Griffin: Griffin reads no insignia, but their weapons and vehicle type suggest the Hycean Empire. Griffin suspects they are mercenaries. 

Griffin Pilot: Bloody cowards. Can’t even do their own fighting.

*Combat log indicates Griffin engaging  a mixed company of artillery and power armor using melee techniques. One of the mobile cannons is seized and used as a bludgeon. Multiple armored infantry are thrown bodily from the battlefield. The attacking forces are beginning to retreat *

Fort Orion Command: They are… (inaudible)… I repeat they are coming back. Do you re….

Griffin: Pilot, Griffin is reading incoming. Three signatures fast approaching the fort. The reactor signatures are massive. Griffin believes they are Golems.

Griffin Pilot: Yeah I see them. Bloody hell. Those things are huge.

Griffin: Griffin is reading their call insignia.

Call sign: Blood God

Call sign: War God

Call sign: Dead God

Griffin Pilot: Bugger me sideways. That’s the Balck Trinity.  I’d heard they were mercenaries, but I didn’t know they were working for the Hyceans. Griffin, request immediate backup.

Griffin: Already done, Pilot. They will be here in 48 hours.

Griffin Pilot: Christ! (Sound of pounding on the control panel) That’s just bloody lovely! They’ll be here in time to avenge our deaths.

Griffin: The fort can not fend off a Golem assault.

Griffin Pilot: I know! (Audible sigh) Ready to do something really stupid?

Griffin: Always, Pilot.

*Here the combat log is corrupted due to massive damage to the Golem’s main systems. As best we can determine, Griffin engaged all three hostile Golems in combat. 

Taking heavy fire from War God’s artillery, Griffin appears to have gained air superiority using it’s thrusters. After a salvo of Kingslayer missiles that dissabled War God’s main weapons and left arm assembly, Griffin landed on the larger Golem’s back. The sudden radiation spike on the sensors seems to indicate that Griffin ruptured War Gods reactor.

Sensors readings from Fort Orian show Griffin moving away from the fort at top speed, the remaining Golems in pursuit.*

Griffin Pilot: Are they still on us?

Griffin: Affirmative, Pilot. They are at .5 kilometers and closing. 

Griffin Pilot: Good. Let them chase us and give the fort some room to breath. What do you think our chances of taking them are?

Griffin: Virtually nonexistent, Pilot.

Griffin Pilot: Yeah, buddy, that’s what I thought. So what do you vote we do?

Griffin: Griffin votes we rip of their bollocks off and shove them down their throats. 

Griffin Pilot:(Audible laughter) Griffin, I bloody love you. Alright, prepare to turn and fight. Let’s kick their asses.

Griffin: Griffin loves you too, Pilot. Preparing to kick ass.

*A compilation of Griffin’s remaining combat logs and Fort Orion’s intermittent long range sensor records have allowed investigators to extrapolate the following.

Griffin appears to have reversed course suddenly, closing to short range combat with the hostile Golems. The whine of Dead God’s main laser battery charging is audible throughout the engagement. Blood God appears to have engaged Griffin in melee combat, it’s anti-Golem gyroscopic blades overpowering Griffin’s shields. 

Damage to Griffin’s chassis indicates a point blank firing of the Kingslayer missile system. This appears to have exploited a close range weakness in Blood God’s shielding, resulting in catastrophic damage to the hostile Golem. 

The damage to Griffin was marginally less severe, although records indicate that its weapon systems, as well as the right arm assembly where disabled.

It is at this point that Fort Orion’s sensors register the firing of Dead God’s Goliath lasser battery.*

Griffin Pilot: Christ! (Coughing and labored breathing audible) Griffin, damage report!

Griffin: It would be easier to list what is not damaged, Pilot.

Griffin Pilot: Damn it. Then get us out of here before it can fire again.

Griffin: Leg assemblies at ten percent. Movement speed compromised. 

Griffin Pilot: Then use the thrusters! Get us over that cliff and buy us some time.

Griffin: Acknowledged. Brace for impact.

*The crater at the cliff base indicates significant damage was sustained. This appears to have fully incapacitated Griffon’s chassis.*

Griffin: Attention, Pilot. Your vital signs are erratic.

Griffin Pilot: You’re not looking too good either, buddy. Can you pick up that bastard on sensors?

Griffin: Affirmative. Dead God is descending the cliff and will reenter firing range soon.

Griffin Pilot: Well, I guess there’s a certain freedom in being totally screwed.

Griffin: Pilot, I am detecting multiple massive atmospheric entries.

Griffin Pilot: For the love of God. It’s not like they need more reinforcements!

Griffin: They are not their reinforcements, Pilot. They are ours.

*The following events were recorded by the Seventh Auxiliary Fleet, HMS Reaper, as acting flagship. The fleet made planet fall ten kilometers outside of Fort Orian after abandoning its post in defiance of orders and immediately engaged the hostile Golem.

Two squadrons of Harpy class fighters began skirmishing maneuvers, each suffering over fifty percent casualties. Three Leviathan Class Destroyers began a sustained bombardment of the enemy position, while two escort class vessels locked onto Griffin with tractor beams and pulled the fallen Golem out of range.

The hostile Golem’s Goliath laser struck two of the destroyers. All hands were lost. The battleship HMS Reaper fired a Moon Dagger micro-planet buster at the enemy position from orbit.The resulting crater compromised Fort Orion’s walls, but otherwise did not significantly damage the base. Enough wreckage of Callsign: Dead God was collected for it to be confirmed destroyed.

Captain Redwall of the HMS Reaper made the following statement when asked about his defiance of orders.

“Yes, we had orders not to leave our post, but seeing as those were a stupid orders, I chose to disobey them. That was one of Her Majesty’s Golems under fire, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to sit by and let a Pilot die on my watch.

Besides, I’ve always wondered what would happen if you dropped a Moon Dagger on a Golem. Now I guess we know.”

Griffin Pilot is in intensive care, but is expected to recover fully. HMG Striking Griffon’s chassis was unsalvageable. As the AI core was recovered in good condition, a new chassis is under construction with significant upgrades. 

Due in part to testimony delivered by Griffin Pilot, as well as Project Golem’s lead engineer, this committee recommends Captain Redwall face no official charges.

Two sentence horror stories


Sharon’s note: I am the first one to admit not all of these are good. This was a fun little writing exercise I went through while I was looking for another project. I’m also sure that some of these are very similar to other ones that are out there. Anyway, they were fun to write, and I highly recommend you try to write some of your own. Warning: Author’s twisted sense of humor may show through at times.


As her eyes opened, she smiled sweetly. It was only the glint of fang in her mouth that let me drive in the stake.

I promised that we’d always be together for your birthday. Now that I’m dead either I’ll have to go up there, or you’ll have to come down here.

I winked at the guy as I poured him a drink. It was the least I could do since I’d laced it with strychnine.

He laughed when I accused him of being heartless. If he wasn’t before he is now. 

They say if friends help you move, then real friends help you move bodies. It’s four in the morning and I could really use a friend.

I woke up next to my wife in our bed. I keep promising myself I’ll put her back in the grave tomorrow. 

He said he doesn’t love me. A few more weeks in the basement should fix that.

He accused me of being heartless. I’m not anymore, since I took his.

The house phone has been ringing off the hook for the last hour. I haven’t had a land line in years.

Remember that clowns are regular people, just like you or me. The meat doesn’t even taste funny.

I left her favorite flowers on her grave. She thanks me when she picked them up and walked away.

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King of Stories: Scene 2


James’s Note: Yet another scene for my script, or whatever it may be. I plan on there being lots of jumps and maybe some things happening out of order. Just think of Tarantino.


(Ren sits alone and dejected, in a void, surrounded by darkness. His power as the king of stories is broken and he is hopeless and defeated. He stares down at his clasped hands as he sings.)

All my hope is gone now.

I guess I shouldn’t waste a prayer.

If I just gave up now,

there’s no one left to care.

I used to know so many stories.

Now they all just end in tears

and no matter what the story

I always wind up here.

But I used to know a story

where true love conquers all

and the hero comes to save the day

and catch you when you fall.

But I can’t wait for a Hero.

Help isn’t on the way.

If I don’t think of something

then this is where I stay.

But I used to know a story

where you find out the hero’s you.

I used to know a story

and maybe I still do.

(Ren, whose expression had been downcast, looks curios, then defiant. He opens his hands, revealing a tiny mote of light. It’s glow begins to drive back the darkness, and Ren smiles.)

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Zombie Appreciation


Sharon’s Note: Another Appearance by guest author Lee McMullen! The morality of science has always been problematic. Mankind has done monstrous and miraculous things. Sometimes science must be reigned in to stop the prior. Sometimes ignorance and corruption prevent the latter. Either way, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Warning: Can you keep a secret?


It has been 14 days and 17 hours since the sample was extracted from the subject.  The strange cellular activity is still apparent and is possibly accelerating. This phenomena is not in line with any existing theory of zombie occurrences or any other known biological process.

The journal entry pretty much said it all.  After spending two years in scientific and legal battles he had finally gotten approval to clinically observe a human turning into a zombie.  The battles with the government, university, ethics boards, and special interest groups had seemed endless. The final approval to move forward was finally granted only after a zombie had come alive in a Manhattan condo that led to the death of some highly connected neighbors.

A terminally ill volunteer agreed to donate their body to science and allow it to be infected with the zombie virus.  As the patient died careful monitoring watched at a cellular level to form an understanding of exactly what a zombie was and how it transformed a human corpse.  The initial inoculation with the virus at the moment of death went smoothly and the instrumented corpse began the process of becoming a zombie.

Four hours into the test the laboratory was raided by a group of activists rioting for zombie rights.  Their claim was that zombies were a new life form that deserves respect and the right to “live” unmolested.  The fact that after their conversion from corpse to zombie they killed humans indiscriminately causing the virus to spread had no bearing on the activists’ position.  They are possibly an offshoot of PETA. But, there is a happy ending. After the rescue the subject ate two of its rescuers.

Before the test subject was stolen a series of samples were collected for finer analysis.  These are all that remained of the test and what were now yielding the strange data.  

Time 14 days 22 hours: This is amazing! I have identified how the virus works.  In a weakened bio-system the virus enters a near dead cell and rebuilds it to its original function.  If the cell is already dead the cell takes on the characteristic of the zombie virus and you get a full zombie.  In a cell that is still alive the virus reconstructs the cell to its original form then appears to be destroyed by the human immune system. Based on this observation the potential for using the zombie virus as a medical treatment is food for thought.

In the aftermath of the raid on the laboratory, the scientific team began picking up the pieces in hopes of salvaging as much of the research as possibleDiscussions with the university ethics board and government regulators to allow a second trial are not going well.  It seems the zombie rights activist have dropped a large donation to the congressman chairing the committee and suddenly a need to determine why zombies exist and how to stop the attacks on the living is superseded by their rights.  There are even murmurings of repealing the law that required all corpses to be cremated to preclude the creation of a zombie. It seems that this law infringes on zombie’s right to exist. When approached about repeating the experiment the protestors launched a scathing social media campaign accusing the researchers of “zombie genocide” and crimes against humanity.  Still haven’t figured out that particular accusation being that zombies aren’t human.

Time 16 days 1 hour: The cells taken from the zombie are still active but not reproducing.  That is interesting because a foundation of biology is that cells must be capable of reproducing for an organism to be viable.  Discussions within the research team has brought forth widely varied theories on how the infected cells can appear to live without reproduction.  Normal toxins do not appear to affect them nor does radiation. The latter makes sense because radiation damage is closely tied to cellular reproduction.  In a side observation the living cells infected with the zombie virus still appear healthy and are functioning normally. This is confusing because the living cultures had abnormalities when they were infected. The living cells were not handled in a controlled manner so will warrant closer examination.  

Today the Zombie Protection Front (ZPF) announced a major victory in government approval of a bill declaring zombies a protected class and funding to create preserves for them to exist in peace.  The first to be built in western New Jersey. As part of the bill it is now illegal to kill a zombie except in self-defense. When questioned about the fact that zombies ate living humans the ZPF representative was quoted “we believe that zombies can be converted to a vegan diet once their living needs are met”. This is an interesting opinion because at this time science doesn’t know how zombies actually survive.

Time 21 days: The zombie calls have exhibited no change they exhibit no sign of accepted cell life but aren’t dead, they just exist.  Further experimentation on living cells have shown repeatable results. When a living cell is infected with the zombie virus all cellular abnormalities are corrected and the cells resume normal function.  An additional observation is that the cell cannot be re-infected with the zombie virus. This is the last entry on this research do to the prohibition on zombie research.  

As of today we can no longer experiment using the zombie cells. The research team has agreed to carry on in secret based on our data on the impact on living cells.  A team member has broached the possibility of infecting a terminally ill subject with the zombie virus in an attempt to save them. It turns out that their spouse has terminal cancer and has been given two months to live.  Although it is illegal and dangerous we have decided to proceed. 

This is a record of the experiment that must never be revealed.  

Today we met at the subject’s home and injected the zombie into the cancerous areas and began observations.  There were no immediate outward effects. Within two hours the subject noted that the pain level associated with the cancer had drastically diminished.  No other changes were noted, if nothing else the pain control without drugs looks promising.  

Twelve hours after inoculation we collected a tumor cell sample.  Outside observations’ show the tumor size has reduced and the subject still reports no pain and no other effects. Analysis of the cell sample shows a strange mix of cancerous and healthy cells.  We are not sure what is happening but it appears to follow the same pattern as observed in the lab.

Twenty four hours have elapsed since inoculation and the subject is up and about.  They had been bedridden and in extreme pain. Although they are still weak they now can take food by mouth and resume some normal functions.  All outward signs of the cancer are gone. Cell samples show a further decrease in cancerous cells. No signs of “zombification” have appeared.

Ninety six hours and the subject appears to be cancer free.  This is amazing but we now have an unforeseen problem, how to explain the subjects recovery.  In the first outside travels with the subject the group was attacked by zombies. It was noted that all members of the group were targeted except the test subject, luckily no one was hurt.

Our tentative conclusion is that the zombie virus can be used to treat human disease and may possibly act as a type of vaccine against zombies.  We are not sure how to proceed because if we announce our research we will end up in jail.

It has been two years since our illegal experiment.  The test subject still enjoys perfect health. Their recovery marked down to modern medicine and the power of prayer.  The rest of the country is in shambles. The ZPF have unleashed a terror on the country that may not be containable. Thousands have been killed but still the ZPF leaders safe in their guarded enclaves and officials’ fat from their bribes persist in the insanity.  The research team still meets in secret and have all opted to be inoculated with the zombie virus. This has made us undetectable to zombies so we are not attacked and enjoy good health. 

On a personal note I have a final observation.  After my inoculation several physiological changes we noted.  Although I have reached the venerable age of eighty seven, I now feel forty and private test verify I have in effect grown younger.  If others on the team have noticed this nothing has been said.  

We risked arrest to follow science to help mankind and now that the team has made an amazing discovery we cannot share it for fear of imprisonment.  If the ZPF and others who have the power our discoveries would be reserved for them and their chosen ones. The team has decided to keep our discovery secret and slowly build a group of zombie immune people and let the ZPF and their cronies be destroyed by their own insanity.

For now only I know the ultimate secret, zombies make you immortal.

There are No More Dragons


Sharon’s note: The magic pawn shop series is a great outlet for plugging in all the little miscellaneous ideas I’ve had over the years. This one came about purely because I was looking for a place to use this title. And because I wanted to say, never stop looking for a happy ending. There may not be a way, but you won’t know that for sure if you stop looking. Warning: Optimism in fiction.


Magic can’t fix everything. It’s an unfortunate truth that everyone who wanders into the world of the supernatural learns. Usually the hard way. Sometimes when people come in to the shop, they’re looking for a magic bullet. Sometimes we even have them. I knew what desperation looked like. I saw it a lot.

The young man who walked in the second I unlocked the door was at the highest level of desperation. His pupils were dilated and his hands were shaking. He just rushed past me, head whipping back and forth as he scanned all my shelves. 

“I need you to do that thing that you do.” His words were so rushed they nearly tripped over each other. 

“What particular thing are you referring to?” I sighed and walked past him to my counter.

“I’ve done my research. You do this thing where you find people what they really need. Do it for me now.” He ran up to the counter as I walked around it. With knuckles going white, he gripped the counter. I understood why as he started to sway. This guy was at the end of his tether. Physically and emotionally. 

I shook my head. “That’s not how this works. You are the one who finds what you need. I just broker the transaction.”

He slammed his hands on the counter making the glass rattle and me jump. “There’s no time! I need something to help me find a dragon and I need it now!”

“A dragon? Why?” 

“I need to slay one if I want her back. I was told if anyone had a way to find one, it was you. I. . . AH! I don’t have time to explain! Can you help me or not?!” Hands shaking worse than before, he pulled a lighter and a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket, but slammed them both down on the counter when he couldn’t hold them still enough to light. Poor guy. Someone had set him an impossible task with precious stakes. It wasn’t the first time I’d seen this, and it wouldn’t be the last. Sometimes people could be so cruel. 

I took a deep breath and said slowly, “You can look around the shop. Maybe you can find something else that could help, but there is no way to find a live dragon. There aren’t anymore. They went extinct a long time ago.”

The young man didn’t even speak. He just stared at me with disbelieving eyes. I reached over to pat his hand, but he pulled them away. I didn’t hold it against him. There’s no real words of comfort in these situations. 

“Look, I don’t know the situation, but whatever, whoever set this deal knew it wasn’t a fair bargain. . .”

“What?”

“What?”

“Repeat what you just said.”

“I said whoever set the deal knew this wasn’t fair.” I peered at him with my head cocked to one side, wondering where he was going with this. 

He was going the slow building, slightly unhinged laughter rout. “Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha! He knows it isn’t a fair deal! That’s it! That’s the loophole!”

“Ok.” I sat down on my stool and watched as a fresh, manic energy filled him.

“A fair deal of equal trade. He knew it wasn’t fair! I got him. I got him!” The young man turned on his heal and bolted from the shop, sending the bells over the door swinging. 

I sighed heavily, but had to smile. I had no idea what was going on, but I wished him luck. I chucked the pack of cigarettes, but picked up the lighter. It was an old fashioned silver one with a wick. Simple, but classy. No wonder he couldn’t light it. I put it in the display case without even checking the register. 

One piece of life changing information for one cool old lighter. That sounded like a deal to me, and if the shop didn’t like it . . . well, it would let me know about it, I was sure. I didn’t care about it today, though. Today, I just wanted to hope that out there, somewhere, someone was getting a happy ending because someone else had taken the time to slay all the dragons.

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Witcher Man and the Case of the Wolf that Wasn’t, part 12


James’s Note: In this episode, we see a werewolf drawn into a gardening debate against his will and learn about a very tiny war.


 After driving back to my house at a pace that was leisurely in comparison to our earlier kamikaze run through the dubious beauty of houston,  I proceeded to infuriate Damien by Insisting that I had things to do. If he wouldn’t leave me alone then he would just have to watch. Ignoring his fuming and foot tapping I went back to my garden. after retrieving the molasses which had been nicely warmed by the Sun, I mixed it with a few gallons of warm water and loaded it into my pressure sprayer. Damien watched me spray the mixture onto the soil below my plants with a look on his face that was the very picture of puzzlement. 

Curiosity finally won out over annoyance and Damian blurted out,” What in the hell are you doing?”  I cocked my head to the side. “What, you mean with this? I have an invasion of parasitic nematodes. The beneficial nematodes in the soil have been trying to repel them but haven’t had any luck so far. I’ve been trying to get them some bacterial support troops, but so far I have been unable to convince the plants to release the exudates that will attract my single-celled mercenaries. So failing that, I have decided to do a brute force supply drop.” 

The look of honest puzzlement caused me to take mercy on him “I’m using the sugar to attract good creepy-crawlies to eat the bad creepy-crawlies that want to eat my garden.”   

Damien seemed not to have noticed that he had been lured into a gardening discussion.” Wouldn’t it be simpler just to spray something to kill the Nemo whatever’s?” I sighed. This was what was wrong with the world. It was extra depressing to think that even werewolves weren’t immune to the spray everything with chemicals mentality. “ You see, there are two problems with that. If I just go through killing any pest the threatens the plants, then they never develop ways to protect themselves. This means if I want them to grow I have to keep spraying crap on top of them in a continuous cycle. If I create healthy soil biology, then the ecosystem can defend itself. Secondly, anything I spray on the soil goes into the plants. Anything that goes into the plants goes into my food. What goes into the food goes into my body. Your werewolf metabolism might be able to handle chugging a gallon of Malathion, but I would prefer to keep that crap out of my handsome and well tuned physiology.”

Damien looked at me in a lost and sceptical way until a light suddenly dawned on his face. “Oh, I get it, this is some of that druid voodoo stuff.” He nodded with the surety of someone who had made sense of the world. My sigh was deep and sonorous.His statement was asinine on so many level,  I didn’t even know where to start. But rather than explaining this was merely the very basis of good organic gardening, or even pointing out that voodoo and druidry were two very different arts (both of which I practice, by the way), I just nodded sagely.

“Yes, exactly, Damien. Your powers of perception truly stagger me.” At least I was being honest.

If Damien thought I was mocking him, he chose not to point it out. Whether that was out of good manners or lack of brain cells, the world may never know. I mean, I could guess, but what do I know. I’ve been assured that my continued love for My Little Pony means that my judgment is highly suspect and I might not should be allowed to make grown up decisions.

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Hard Hunting Pt. 1


Sharon’s Note: This is the first installment of a story I’ve been working on for a while. I’ll admit, that I was a little hesitant to put it up because it hits really close to home, dealing with a disabled character. It’s going to be a long haul, folks, so I hope you enjoy the journey with me. Warning: Author working through her issues on paper.


“Hey, Hop Along.” Frank shot me with the fingers of his real arm as he walked across the parking lot. 

By way of a greeting, I silently flipped him the bird and pulled the bag with my lunch out of my car before grabbing my cane. I didn’t like Frank. Nobody liked Frank, but this was supposed to be his last week at Hunter’s Hearth before he was cleared for the field. I could tolerate anything for a week.

Hearth was a tall, square building, made almost entirely out of boring gray cinder blocks with no windows and two doors. The front door was a single metal door, with a small square window cut high in the center. It was kind of like a little speak-easy window, but instead of an open hole, there was a mesh of wire sandwiched between God knew how much bullet proof glass. From the outside, Hearth was ugly. Honestly, it was ugly on the inside too, but it was safe from all the monsters that haunted the night. For a lot of us, it was the closest thing to home we had. 

The door was doubly locked, requiring both a key for the actual lock, then a card for the mag lock. It was a pain to juggle, requiring me to hook my cane and bag over an arm, then lean against a wall for balance. While I turned the key with one hand, I awkwardly ran my card with the other. With the five seconds that the door stayed disengaged, I had just enough time to drop my card in my bag, swear apathetically, and use the same hand to grab the handle and wrench the door open enough to jam my foot it. The door was heavy and squished my foot uncomfortably. I’d done this enough times that my blisters from where the door hit daily had turned into calluses. It was a good thing that my left foot was mostly numb.

Thus stoppered, the door remained open while I shifted everything around again so that I could switch my cane back to my right hand and give the wall some personal space. I pulled the door the rest of the way open and walked inside, only to face an agitated Seth.

Seth came up to my shoulders, which was saying something because he was in a wheelchair. His face was heavily lined, even without the thick scars across the right side of his face. The stories on how he’d gotten those scars ranged from a harrowing fight against a master vampire to a harrowing fight with with an ex-wife. I knew the ex-wife in question. Carla was a little psychotic, so either story was possible. Either way, Seth was like the rest of us who guarded the Hearth, broken by a job that was unforgivingly hard on those who pursued it. Thus was the life of a monster hunter.

“Joy.” There was admonition in his tone, and I fought to keep my head from hanging. Seth was not my father. He was just the man who had saved my life several times and given my life a purpose when I thought it was over. The fact that he looked like I imagined my dad would have he had lived to see sixty didn’t help. I respected the hell out of him and the last thing I wanted to do was disappoint him. However, I had to remind myself that this was a fight about my principals, not my worth.


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Witcher Man and the Case of the Wolf that wasn’t: Part 11


James’s Note: This episode will see the end of Daniel’s side quest with the hunters, but he still has a case to solve.


I looked directly at Calvin and tried to explain fast enough to get to the end before he lost patience and decided to shoot me just to simplify his life.

“Look, your friend’s brain was swarming with one of the nastiest supernatural bugs in the world. This kind of zombie virus likes to burrow into cells and turn them into virus factories, which is pretty much what viruses do. White blood cells do crap, because they can infect those to. Luckily, while it’s nasty, I know one that’s even meaner. The werewolf virus not only does the same thing, but it’s a territorial little bugger, and has this little protrusion it can use on other viruses that turns them into mulch. Long story short, you can’t be a zombie and a werewolf and werewolf wins.” I explained, really hoping they followed that. Hunters are usually sincere and dedicated, but not always smart. 

One of the hunters started yelling how I turned his friend into a monster, but Calvin cut him off. “Everyone, put your guns down! If anybody needs shooting, I’ll do it.”

Everyone seemed to grudgingly back down and upon meeting Calvin’s glare, started to wander off and find other things to do. I’m not sure what hunters do when not killing things, but I imagine it involving playing cards, alcohol and porn; lot’s of porn. Calvin had Damien and I follow him into a room he was using as his office. It was noticeably less scuzzy than the rest of the house, so I felt comfortable sitting down without a layer of plastic between me and the upholstery. 

Over the next hour, the three of us had a very fun conversation in which both the hunter and the werewolf seemed to be able to agree I should win the asshole of the year award. Calvin had no idea what to do with a hunter who now had some serious hair growth issues and Damien was beyond pissed that I had pickpocketed him for some O negative. Damien was also having a big hairy dilemma. 

On the one hand, any werewolf in the area was supposed to answer to his pack. On the other hand, they didn’t really want a former hunter who might still think werewolf tastes just like chicken.

In the end, I convinced them I had a perfect place for him. A friend of mine would be glad to take him in, and as I reminded Cal, his buddy was noticeably not dead. I ended up getting out of there with a grudging thank you from Cal and Damien still dogging me (yes, pun intended).

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