Sharon and James’s note: So, there’s a song going to around TikTok and various other platforms that we love and highly recommend you go and check out. We were discussing it the other night, and of course we made our own take on it. Feel free to sing this to the tune, if you’re feeling silly. Warning: Authors took something and twisted it. It’s what they do.
I am not a person I’m a raven in a skin Don’t Ask me where I got it And don’t ask me where it’s been It might be a little ragged But at least it keeps me in I am not a person I’m a raven in a skin I am not a person I have 27 eyes I don’t have much need for clothing But my coat is made of flies I’d like to shake your hand But everything I touch just dies I am not a person I have 27 eyes I am not a person But I eat one every day I mostly stick to bad guys So they tell me that’s OK And only if they lose a game Say do you want to play I am not a person But I eat one every day I am not a person I’m a horror from the deep And everyone who sees me Has a tendency to weep And if we talk for too long I will haunt you in your sleep I am not a person I’m a horror from the deep I am not a person I might be the end of time I tell you more about it But I only speak in rhyme I could tell you how to stop me But you know what never mind I am not a person And we just ran out of time
Gray Matters: The Works of Sharon and James Gray 